Attention Minnesota drivers. You live in Minnesota. Why are you so confused when the flurries start to fly? I’ve seen more powder on Whitney Huston’s nostril, yet you’ve turned into brake happy Betty to adapt to the conditions.
Yes…the roads may be a tad bit slippery, but there is no need for you drive 20 in a 60, or tap your breaks to the beat of “We Are the World”. In about 3 weeks I know you are going to be the crazy lady zipping through the snow packed mall parking lot at 70 so you can get that last make-shift parking spot next to the Sears entrance. You don’t fool me. Please find a happy medium so I don’t have to wake up a half hour early to compensate for crappy drivers.
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