Free Gas!

Excuse me, are you always this flatulent? Do you pass gas this freely during board meetings, or do you save it up all day so you can crop dust your way to the back of the bus? Maybe I just missed the notice welcoming riders to let em' rip upon boarding.

Next time you feel so compelled to release your toxic stank, please be man enough to own your odor. And let the record show, with every silent puff you pass while staring at your sodoku puzzle, I am holding up imaginary moose ears to in fact proved that while I smelt it, it wasn't me that dealt it. That's right.... I shall blame it, and rightfully refuse to claim it.